Category Archives: Kenya motoring

Going Shags

I don’t travel much these days to shags (rural village home area) and it has been over a year since my last visit. The main reason is the bad state of the roads – with what used to be a 5 hour journey now taking at least 10 hours – on some of the worst possible roads in the country e.g. from Naivasha to Nakuru (including an additional rough 20km diversion) and the last 60 km to Eldoret town.

journey
Driving one’s own car is an unwise decision and likely to lead to tyre, suspension or other serious problems (bottom of car was scraped over numerous rocky road stretches) during or soon after the journey.

Besides the bad roads, other things contribute to delay;
– The occasional pot holes even on good stretches of road – which is where I got a puncture
– In many places where the roads are good, local people have put up humongous bumps to slow you down. Many of these have no warning signs and I hit a few at quite high speed. I later learnt that whenever you see any building esp. school, town, or even a signboard, it’s a good idea to slow down and expect to find some bumps
– police road blocks – there are too many of these and they appear to serve no purpose than to extort money from commercial vehicles. These guys should be performing security operations, not harassing motorists.
– Petty errands. It’s always best to drive non-stop, but some passengers (esp. women) always want to stop for lunch, visit relatives, buy fruit or vegetable etc.

Advice for going shags
– carry small denomination notes – have a separate wad of 50 and 100 and 200 shilling notes.
– avoid giving mobile number or you will be pestered by anyone who later visits the city.

observations
cousins: I have cousins who have been ravaged by alcohol and unemployment – lazy guys who drink all day and are prone to violent outbursts of frustration. I always wonder if I would have turned out like them I had grown up there or if my folks had never left the village to further their education.

They are hustlers who work on you, like Samuel Jackson’s great character in Jungle Fever for your money (hence the wad of loose cash). One said he wanted to replace a stolen mobile phone, 2 asked for money for fertilizer for maize fields, and one was honest enough to ask for drink money – but I suspect they all ended up in same drinking den where nothing like Tusker is served.

news: Going shags used to mean going incommunicado for day. Now one can listen to KISS or Capital FM, use mobile phones, play pool, and newspapers are easier to get. There’s still no cybercafé even though I am told the post office was the only internet place but it was closed on Sunday which I checked.

clothes: We used to be take old clothes – torn, worn, too small etc. to donate to our cousins. Now they enough have mitumba clothes sold on each market day and they all have the same fake Arsenal shirts and hip jeans as urbanites.

dogs There seems to have been some crossbreeding since the usual shags dogs now show signs of having some Alsatian and Spaniels genes.

Accidents, Weddings, Banks & Jobs

Accident
Went for fish lunch yesterday and got to see some free street entertainment in the process. I was crossing the road at the Treasury, when a motorcade pulled up to the intersection. It was the vice president and his crew and I paused to admire the cars and especially the Range Rover he was riding in (similar to the one that Minister Ndwiga caught flak for using)

The Escort Mercedes cars lit up their sirens and some of the bodyguards, who were chewing on toothpicks (after lunch), now put their hands out of the open windows to stop traffic as the cars entered the main road.

Suddenly there was a screech of brakes as a speeding Toyota driver jammed on his brakes but unfortunately went on to swipe into the front of one of the Mercedes cars. The VP’s range rover and other cars then sped off leaving the merc crew to deal with the errant driver.

They jumped out and surrounded the car, looking agitated with radios and mrundu’s sticking out of their jackets. The Toyota driver also got out in shock at the incident. As usual in Nairobi, a curious crowd of onlookers soon formed. Damage was slight – a few scrapes at the front of each car, but then what happens when you have an accident with an uninsured GK car?

I was too hungry to watch any more of this drama and so went on to lunch. When I passed back 30 minutes later, the cars had driven a few yards to police headquarters, the crowd was still there, and the drivers were explaining to traffic police officers who have now arrived, just what had happened. A typical Nairobi day, hope it ended well for all…..

Wedding
I got called by long-missing cousin to stand in as witness to his wedding at Sheria house. My main worry was what happened to his previous ‘wife’ he used to have years ago. He assured me that they had never been married, no church or traditional ceremony. I was relieved that there were no past wives and I would not be falsely swearing when I witnessed his ‘first’ wedding.

It was a simple no hassle five minute ceremony that cost 1,700 shillings including the license. And it made me question all the Saturday wedding functions I have attended that cost half a million shillings and involved white flowers, clothes from Turkey, borrowed ranges rovers (see above), three hour church services and all-day functions that unite the couple for the rest of their lives or until their tolerance for each other ends…..

Banks
Co-operative Bank (No. 4) continued its fast growth and turnaround as it doubled pre-tax profits from 354m to 706 million shillings. Deposits grew by 8b to 43 billion, while loans went up by 2b to 29b and the Bank increased its investment in government securities by 5b to 8.2 billion shillings during the year.

Bank of Africa (No. 20) The former Credit Agricole Indosuez increased customer deposits by 1b to 4.1 billion and doubled its cash placements from 517m to 1,015m shillings.

ABC Bank (No.24) Increased loans by 600m to 2.6 billion and deposits by 800m to 4.2b while commission income remained flat.

Banker-a-courting Several bankers are not having a great week including Central Bank governor Andrew Mullei who was charged by the anti-corruption court and former KCB manager Elijah Bii who was unable to bail himself out of Goldenberg-related charges. Of all the recent prominent people charged with corruption, he is one of the few who has not secured himself financially and has spent the last few years dodging auctioneers.

Opportunities

Jobs

Bidco
– area sales in charge
– territory sales supervisors
– apply to careers1@bidco-oil.com by April 5

Kenya Airways
– Information systems auditor
– Head of medical & occupation health
– Technical instructors (avionics and airframe & power plant)
Apply to group human resource director, P O Box 19002 Nairobi by April 3

Kenya Commercial Bank
– national retail manager
– head of business banking
– head of customer service
Apply through Hawkins associates or hawkins.associates@khigroup.com by April 3.

Standard group
– head of HR services
– head of ICT services
Apply to the CEO at pa-gceo@eastandard.net by April 3.

World Bank
The WB is seeking consultants to conduct an evaluation study on Water, Sanitation, Hygiene, and Communities in Kenya. The services include the collection of four rounds of detailed household survey data at 1500 homes in Western Kenya, the collection and microbiological analysis of water and fingerprint samples collected in homes and at drinking water sources. The closing date for submitting expressions of interest is March 27. 

Education Opportunities

St. Andrews Turi
various teaching jobs are available at the famous boarding school.

Scholarships
University of Nairobi is awarding PHD scholarships in economics. Apply by April 30 to economics@uonbi.ac.ke

Help a school
As part of their 60th anniversary celebrations the Davis & Shirtliff company will donate water equipment to needy primary schools. Apply to marketing@dayliff.com by March 31.

Missing Links

There are about 20 roads envisioned for Nairobi, known as Nairobi missing links that had been planned as far back as independence and in subsequent development plans for the City. These were designed to open up neighborhoods to development and ease transportations problems – but were never built.

These plans have remained on city maps and while land developers have generally avoided constructing on these set-aside areas, there has probably been encroachment on in the more densely populated areas, as indicated by the recent failure of fire-fighting efforts. In some cases the city council has licensed businesses to operate there but only as temporary occupants.

The Japanese International Cooperation Agency (JICA) is undertaking a study on the development of missing links “3 6 & 7” which are located on the western side of Nairobi to be an experiment for the rest of the City’s roads – and they will the projects for financing by the Government of Japan.

If approved, construction of the following roads (with bridges, pedestrian & cycle lanes) should begin in 2007:

  • a short road from the Westlands roundabout to Riverside drive
  • a road from Kileleshwa police station/Kasuku center to Methodist university
  • a road from Yaya center to Lavington area.

February 10 – Hemi

Cool Wheels

Today I saw a Chrysler 300 on the streets of Nairobi for the first time. (Billionaire Businessman had spotted one last year) It’s a sleek, fast machine and is used by the South Korean Ambassador. I wish DT Dobie (who have the Jeep franchise) would ship more Chrysler 300’s to Nairobi. It would be the perfect car for government executives to use, is more affordable that the popular GK (and getting far too common) E-class, and would fall within most government procurement limits (except engine size).

Bbank Jobs
Equity Bank
– Corporate communications manager. Applicants should be age 35 – 45, have communications, business or journalism degree and 6 years PR experience. Apply to communications@ebsafrica.co.ke by February 22.

Commercial Bank of Africa
– Senior manager , business banking unit corporate banking (Ref SM/BBU/CB)
– Assistant general manager corporate banking (AGM/CB)
– Business development manager corporate banking (BDM/CB)
– Senior manager human resource development (SM/HRM)
– Assistant general manager – liability management & institutional banking (AGM/LMIB)
Apply to jobs@cba.co.ke by February 24.

Kenya Commercial Bank
– Business development manager (focusing on western union)
– Field services manager
Apply to the divisional director HR – P O Box 48400-00100 Nairobi by February 22

World Bank
– Principal Regional Team Leader (Africa) based in Nairobi. Applicants should have an advanced degree in a relevant field, such as Sanitary or Environmental Engineering, Social Science, Economics, Finance or Business Administration. They must also have a minimum of 12 years of professional experience in relevant sectors plus a PhD degree, or 15 years of relevant experience plus a master’s degree. Closing date for applications is February 9. and more details can be found more can be found here.

Financial Jobs

HLB Ashvir & HLB Zainash Consulting
– Audit supervisors
– Audit seniors
– Tax supervisor
– Consulting senior
– IT consultant
Apply to consult@ashvir.com by 15 February.

International Centre of Insect Physiology and Ecology (ICIPE) is seeking a Director of Finance and Administration based at its HQ in Nairobi, Kenya. Applicants should have a business degree, an FCA/ACCA/CPA and at least 10 years of relevant management experience at a senior level. Apply to icipehr@icipe.org by February 28.

Nation Media Group is hiring accounts assistants. Apply to hrrecruit@nation.co.ke by February 13.

Oxfam is hiring a program finance support officer. Apply to kenyajobs@oxfam.org.uk by February 24.

Other

Kenya Institute of Public Policy Research & Analysis (KIPPRA) is hiring an executive director. Apply at admin@kippra.or.ke by March 15.

Kenya Wildlife Services is hiring a head of information & communication technology. Deadline is February 24.

UUNET
– Customer support engineer
– Marketing manager
– Account manager
Apply to recruitment@ke.uu.net.

Consultancies/Tenders
Kengeles is inviting investors to take over the running of Kengeles restaurants in Lavington, Yaya, Nairobi West, Koinange street and Kula Korner or other restaurant owners to convert their premises and become Kengeles franchisees. Apply at kmg@kengeles.com
– The Kenya Anti-Corruption Commission wants to buy closed-circuit TV’s and statistical software.
– The Communications Commission of Kenya is inviting consultancies to research and analyse the internet market in Kenya including the penetration rate and factors affecting internet development. Apply by March 6.
– The Kenya Airports Authority is invited companies to install outdoor and indoor advertising billboard at JKIA.
– The Ministry of Finance is inviting consultancy services to (i) review the banking act & building societies act and (ii) establish a debt management department. (All part of the FLSTAP project and deadline is February 13)
– The Ministry of Finance is also tendering for a pensions information management system. Deadline is February 28.
– New regulations on venture capital and asset backed securities should be available at the Capital Markets Authority web site from February 14 for pubic discussion.

Housing
The Kengen staff retirements benefit scheme will construct 84 executive apartments in parklands area with pool, clubhouse, sauna, squash court and jogging track.

Retirement
A Retirement Benefits open day is being at the Sarit expo centre on February 10 and 11.

Feeling like retiring, and also slumping at the worst time is (my) Liverpool who face Wigan on Saturday (Prem), Arsenal on Tuesday (Prem), Man U on Sunday Feb 19 (FA Cup) the Benfica on Tuesday Feb 22 (Champions League).

Safari rally returns in a way

Today marks the start of the East African Classic Safari Rally at Mombasa, which will then run through Dar es Salaam, Arusha, Nairobi, the Mara, Eldoret, Nanyuki, Voi and then back to Mombasa for the finish.

It features many pre-Schumacher-era drivers that older Kenyans will remember such as Duncan, Kankkunen, Blomqvist, and Waldegaard who will be driving even older cars such as the Datsun 240Z, Mercedes 450 Ford Escort, Porsche 911 and Lancia Stratos pictured– all from the 70’s era.

Without a genuine international WRC rally, the event is mostly a nostalgic and unique tourist attraction for the country, but still a gruelling event for the drivers who will cover several thousand kilometres over 10 dusty days.

Still, I’d like to see future Classic rallies that involve group B or monster cars of the 80’s such as the Ford RS200, Lancia 037 & Delta S4, Peugeot 205 T16 and Audi Quattro Sport pictured – which unleashed an era of noisy and large rally supercars that had 500+ horsepower, four-wheel-drive, and many other high-tech pieces.